Lightweight neoprene wraps a bottle in a soft, protective hug. The blush-pink body carries bold, glossy typography that winks with cheeky confidence: "In This Bag Is Something LONG, HARD, & STRONG." Soft-grip handles and black trim make carrying effortless while the double-sided, all-over print keeps the playful message visible no matter how you hold it. Built to shield a 750ml–1L bottle from bumps and temperature shifts, this tote brings a dash of humor and personality to picnics, dinner parties, house visits, or evenings in with friends. It’s the kind of small, sly detail that starts conversations and lightens the mood before the cork is even pulled.

Product features
- 100% neoprene construction for flexibility and temperature resistance
- All-over print with the same design on both sides
- Fits 25–34 oz (750ml–1L) bottles
- Black trim and interior for a clean contrast
- Stain-resistant, soft-grip handles for comfortable carrying

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean