{"product_id":"wine-tote-purple-in-this-bag-is-something-long-hard-strong-neoprene-wine-carrier","title":"Wine Tote Purple— \"In This Bag Is Something Long, Hard, \u0026 Strong\" Neoprene Wine Carrier","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e6.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft, protective, and a little cheeky — this neoprene wine tote carries a 750ml–1L bottle with confidence. The bag’s full-coverage print shows a bold, tongue-in-cheek message on both sides against a soft pastel background, so your bottle arrives looking cared-for and ready to make people smile. Thick neoprene cushions against bumps and temperature changes, while the black-trimmed interior and stain-resistant soft-grip handles keep carrying comfortable and mess-free. Lightweight and flexible, it slips into a picnic basket or clutch and brings personality to house visits, brunches, and casual celebrations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% neoprene construction for flexible protection\u003cbr\u003e- All-over print with same design on both sides\u003cbr\u003e- Black trim and interior for a clean finish\u003cbr\u003e- Stain-resistant, soft-grip handles for comfortable carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Fits 25–34 oz (750 ml–1 L) bottles\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size \/ Without corkscrew","offer_id":47415226171570,"sku":"32008046566112812516","price":25.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0715\/5987\/2690\/files\/3673760655596452424_2048.jpg?v=1778374445","url":"https:\/\/www.spicy-mikes.com\/products\/wine-tote-purple-in-this-bag-is-something-long-hard-strong-neoprene-wine-carrier","provider":"SpicyMike's Plate of Novelty Design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}